Sports Views

Sometimes, I see the funniest things online. I thought I'd pass this on. Sorry for filing it under Kobe's august archive.

I work with this guy named Mike. Tall skinny dude who is a reformed alcoholic but sells liquor during the day to liquor stores. Well, he was at the opening day game when they opened the new stadium however many years ago and still drank at the time. Early in the game he went into the bathroom and slammed a pint of vodka, which, when combined with all the other drinking he had been doing that day meant he was fairly lit. So him and his buddies are walking around the stadium and he sees this kid in his teens wearing an all kobe bryant jersey, like head to toe. So he starts yelling out “KOBE BRYANT SUCKS”. Nothing. Kid doesn’t turn around or anything. Parents with kids are grabbing their kids and covering their ears. (forgive my sports ignorance on the following…) “(KOBE BRYANT’S TEAM) SUUUUUCKS” “(THAT TEAM)’S COACH SUUUUUUCKS” “(THAT TEAM)’S ANNOUNCER SUUUUUCKS” and he’s going on and on and everytime people are looking at him with more and more frightened looks wondering why some drunk guy is going on seemingly random rants.

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